Wednesday, September 12, 2007

More Spoilers!!


From TV Guide's Michael Ausiello:


Question: Do you hate Smallville, is that why you're ignoring the show? Or do you hate me? — Meredith
Ausiello: If those are my only two choices I'm gonna have to go with hating you. Now simmer yourself before I slap the hysterical out of you, 'cause I've got some major Smallville prattle. My super-moles just dropped a treasure trove of intel related to the Sept. 27 season premiere on my desk, and here are the highlights:


* By the middle of the premiere, one woman will be officially pronounced dead.
* Lex will find himself in a watery situation that harkens back to the original pilot... only this time, it's another alien saving his life.
* Those folks who hated Jimmy will be happy to see that he grows a major spine and sucker-punches a certain Young Man of Steel.
* Bizarro Clark will get his hands on Lois... and she'll kind of like it.
* Expect massive effects after a dam burst brings out Clark's, um, hottest power.
* By the end of the episode, the new girl in town will be ready for her close-up.


Question: Can I have some Bones scoop? Please? — Melissa
Ausiello: Better yet, I've got some flesh scoop for you! In the Sept. 25 season premiere, there are not one but two — count 'em, two — swoon-worthy Bones/Booth moments. In one of them, their mouths are less than an inch apart (insert your own Gene Simmons joke here). And even more titillating, in the other, her lips make contact with a certain part of his body. How's that, Melissa? Melissa? Crap, we've lost another one. Medic!


Question: Do you have anything good? Like Bones?— Wendy
Ausiello: Here's a costume update on the show's Halloween episode: Joining Wonder Woman (aka Bones) will be Cher (aka Angela) and the back of a cow (aka Zach).


Question: Now, how about some more scoop on Supernatural, without a doubt the most satisfying of all my favorite shows last season? — John
Ausiello: What I can take credit for is having the smarts to steal it and pass it off as my own. On the Supernatural front, the show just put out a casting notice for a thirtysomething vampire who "habitually picks up young women in bars and 'turns' them into vampires by having them drink blood. Despite his outward cruelty and vampire super-strength, Dixon is actually a vulnerable, grief-stricken man who can't face eternity alone and is desperately trying to reconstruct a vampire family."


Question: Is it true that Christopher Eccleston is returning to Heroes full-time? — Alan
Ausiello: A Heroes spokesperson insists it's not.

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