Wednesday, August 20, 2008

SPOILERS!!!


Question: Any new information on Lost? I know they start filming pretty soon, and you're good for the spoiler stuff, so hit us up brother. -- Joseph Robertson

Ausiello: Soon? Try two days ago. Production on season 5 got underway on Monday, and among the many new characters we'll meet in the first ep will be an attractive Asian woman named Martha. She's a smart, capable scientist who's taking a break to raise her baby. Paging Doc Jensen….Doc Jensen to Ask Ausiello, STAT…. "At Comic-Con, Cuselof screened a new Dharma video featuring Dr. Marvin Candle, in which he reveals his true name (Pierre Chang) and claims he's sending a message from 30 years in the past to our present moment. During the video, we hear a baby crying, and Chang stands up at one point to tell someone off screen to shush the baby up. Could Martha be Candle/Chang's wife? And if she is, that means her name is likely "Martha Chang." Which means she shares a name with Martha Chang, producer of such kids movies as 3 Ninjas and Galgameth, the story of a boy and his dragon." Thanks, Doc! Paging two extra strength Advil…. Two extra strength Advil to Ask Ausiello, STAT….


Question: Do you know what prompts the Oceanic Six to return to the island this season on Lost? --Gary

Ausiello: I'm told there are a whole host of reasons, not the least of which involves * ****** ****** ******* ** ****** *****. Or so I hear.


Question: Got anything on the season premiere of Sarah Connor Chronicles? -- Joey

Ausiello: Is there a word for someone who has an irrational fear of urinals? Urinalphobia? Whatever it is, I have a hunch lots more people will be suffering from it after the episode airs.


Question: Do you want to give me some Supernatural scoop? -- Hillary

Ausiello: As a matter of fact, I do! Prison Break's Dameon Clarke will be channeling his inner Jeff Goldblum when he guest stars this November as a middle class father who begins to freak out when he realizes he's turning into a terrifying fly-like creature.


Question: Please, please, please tell me that CBS is going to be airing the new season of Dexter! Please? -- Kim Hays

Ausiello: Nah, that little experiment was a spectacular failure. You're going to have to pony up the extra $40 a month and subscribe to Showtime. Hurry up though, 'cause the third season kicks off in a little more than a month, and, believe me, you're going to want to watch the first episode live. There's a jaw-dropping twist at the end of the premiere that will be all over the Internets the next morning.


Question: Remember Smallville? You haven't mentioned it in weeks. Give us something. -- Rob

Ausiello: Lex's possibly evil stand-in Tess has a connection to someone in Smallville. Hint: He's green and ripped and runs around with an arrow. Was that too easy?


Question: I would love to know more about the Chloe-Davis/Doomsday relationship on Smallville. -- Mab

Ausiello: Clark and Chloe find themselves on opposing sides when a serial killer starts wreaking havoc on Metroplis in this season's sixth episode. Clark suspects Davis/Doomsday is the culprit, but Chloe's having none of it. Strengthening Clark's resolve: D/D just so happens to blackout whenever there's a new murder.


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