SPOILERS!!

Latest from E!'s Kristen:

Josh in Fairfield, Ohio: Dexter has been nothing short of amazing and has now become my most anticipated show of the week. Any news to hold me over?

It's a little-known fact, but Dexter Morgan's middle name is actually Nail-Biting Suspense. The final two episodes will have you throwing yourself off the couch every five minutes as you freak out about what's going to happen next. Must...resist...spoilers...Let's just say the only predictable storyline is Deb and Lundy. Everything else? Crazy and crazy-good.

Orson in Indian Wells, California: What can you tell me about the deaths in tonight's Heroes finale?I can tell you we'll have one "Dead Man Talking" right here in this section after tonight's episode airs. I caught up with him or her—oh, what the hey, it's a him—over the weekend to ask the all-important question: Are you dead for good? I can tell you (mild spoiler alert) my hunch is that two of the deaths from tonight's episode will not stick, but that the third is the end of a certain series regular who has been a part of the series since day one. So, check back!

Chelsea in Sacramento, California: Anything on Smallville?

Only that Lex Luthor wants your phone number. The Smallville show runners are offering you a phone call from Michael Rosenbaum himself if you participate in the Pencils to Moguls program in the name of Smallville. You can also get your hands on Jamie Bamber's towel (try not to embarrass yourselves, kids) thanks to the BSG peeps and/or get goodies from the creators of Lost (Matthew Fox wrapped in a bow!), Army Wives and Eureka.

Trudy in Kansas City: Please tell me Dexter and Rita end up together. I can't stand that Lila trollop!

Gaaah! Stop asking me! I'm too weak! Let me just say that as far as Lila goes, you ain't seen nothin' yet! The evil of the "pale titty vampire" knows no bounds, and as you saw last night, Batista is her next prey.

Francisco in New Orleans: Are there any main characters from this season who won't be back on Dexter next year?

I must. I can't. I shouldn't...but...I count three main characters MIA by season's end—by death, dismemberment or relocation.

Jeff in Orange County, California: Okay, I'm calling it now...At the end of the season, everyone is gonna think Lila is the Bay Harbor Butcher.

Don’t make me say it. Okay...No.

Magali in Toulouse, France: Last week you talked about the end of episode 12 of Bones...You've been worrying us! What else can you tell us that is going to happen? Is it about Gormogon? The Gravedigger? Is Sully back? Please tell us more! Lots of love from French Bones fans!

I'm sworn to secrecy, but I can tell you it's a surprise of the bad kind. Sniffle.