Wednesday, April 2, 2008

SPOILERS!!!


Latest from TV Guide's Ausiello:


Question: What's this I'm hearing about a major kiss in Lost's season finale? — David
Ausiello: More like a "spectacular kiss" — Damon Lindelof's words, not mine. In the new issue of Lost magazine, DL teased, "Romance is always blooming on and off the island. And I hereby promise you one of the most spectacular kisses you've ever seen on the show in this year's finale." Naturally, I pressed DL's partner in crime, Carlton Cuse, for further details on the earth-shattering smooch, to which he replied, "I can disclose no more details other than to say it's one of my favorite moments of the whole series so far. And contrary to some speculation, it is a male/female kiss." OK, so it's not Mr. Friendly and his little Rent Boy. Who does that leave? Oh, right: Pretty much every other couple on the frakkin' show! Damn you, Team Darlton!


Question: I love Lost, but is Claire ever going to get Charlie's letter and ring? — Rhiannon
Ausiello: The only thing I know for sure is that Claire is in significant danger in this season's Episode 9.


Question: Stop daydreaming about Smurfs and accept that you are short but not blue. Now give us some House scoop, please? — Audrey
Ausiello: Sticks and stones may break my bones but… short?! Since when is 5'11" with my Durangos on short!?!? How very dare you. I've never been so insulted in my life. (Last person to get that reference is a rotten, smelly egg-beater.) Anyway, yes, I have some House scoop for you. Sources confirm that the lovely and talented Ivana Milicevic (Love Monkey, Ugly Betty) will appear in the show's season finale in a top-secret role. Well, top-secret save for these two hints: Her character may or may not be dressed entirely in black, and she may or may not appear in House's subconscious.



Question: Any new scoop about the third season of Heroes? — Sasha
Ausiello: Someone may be moving in on Mohinder's narrator turf. Tim Kring is said to be seeking an Australian Aboriginal actor in his fifties to appear in multiple episodes as a storyteller with great wisdom and a soft, soothing voice.


Question: Hey, how about giving us the scoop on a Season 2 of Moonlight? Will it happen? Please say yes. — Colleen
Ausiello: It depends on how successful the kids over at Operation: Renew Moonlight are at mobilizing fans. All I know for sure is that before the season is out, we'll meet Mick's BFF/former WWII army buddy, Ray, who, curiously, is only in his late twenties. Let's see here… WWII vet + present-day twentysomething = yep, vampire!


Question: Any scoop on the 150th episode of Smallville? — Todd
Ausiello: It's airing on May 1, it's being directed by Tom Welling, it features the return of James Marsters as Braniac, and, according to exec producer Al Gough, it's another one of those alt-reality romps, only this time "Clark has to look at a world where potentially he never crash-landed on Earth. It's basically a version that could have happened — and if Brainiac has his way, it will happen."



Question: I really need some good Smallville scoop involving Lois and Clark. C'mon, help me out here. — Nora
Ausiello: Help is on the way! In the aforementioned 150th episode, we'll get our first glimpse of Clark sporting an iconic Superman look. What does that have to do with Lois, you ask? Well, Ms. Lane's responsible for the wardrobe change!


Question: Will Kristin Kreuk be back for any more episodes this season? And do you have any major news about the season finale? — Joel
Ausiello: KK will be in some, but not all, of this season's remaining episodes, as she's currently in Thailand shooting Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. Regarding the finale, I can tell you that the final scene(s) very much involve Lex finding some important pieces of the Superman puzzle. Hint: The title of the episode is "Arctic."



Question: Battlestar Galactica returns this Friday! Have you seen the premiere? What can you tell us? — Brian
Ausiello: I have seen the premiere and, unfortunately, I can't tell you much. Sci Fi made me sign a confidentiality agreement in which they threatened to castrate me if I spoiled any aspect of the episode — particularly the last 15 minutes. So I'll just say the episode is awesome (particularly the last 15 minutes) and leave it at that. Luckily, the spooky legal document didn't say anything about revealing future spoilers, but just to be safe I'll cover my naughty bits as I relay the following intel about the second half of Season 4 (airing whenever): Starbuck will become inexplicably drawn to a handsome, charismatic, slick and mysterious piano player over the course of two episodes. The two will become so connected that she'll find herself telling him things no one else knows. Like, for instance, what her relationship with Michelle Ryan was really like. I kid. I think.


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