SPOILERS!!

Latest from Ausiello at TV Guide:

Question: I was thinking of writing to the producers of Supernatural to suggest that they bring you on for an episode and change the show name to "Scoopernatural." Maybe convince me to go through with it by offering up a pooplet? — Sheryl

Ausiello: I am an artist — I can't be bought. Rented, yes. But bought? How dare you? That said, the Nov. 15 episode ought to be a treat for Buffy/Angel fans, and not just because it's vampcentric, either. Mercedes McNab — the scene-stealer who played dumb blonde Harmony on both shows — has just been signed to guest as a toothsome chick who recalls for the Winchester boys the night she picked up more than a hangover while out clubbing.

Question: I've heard rumors that Clark and Chloe will share a lip-lock early on in the season on Smallville. True or false? — Meg

Ausiello: It's true… about the rumors, anyway. Unfortunately, exec producer Al Gough isn't confirming or denying 'em. He did, however, tell my colleague Damian Holbrook that "Lois is going to get a job at the 'Planet,' which puts her in contention with Chloe." Gough also spilled some super-scoop on this season's Clana reunion: "She knows the secret, all the cards are on the table, so we're going to play their relationship honestly. But now that she's been married to Lex and that relationship has scarred her, the question becomes, 'What sort of secrets is she bringing to the relationship?' You will definitely see some reversals. You'll definitely see a darker Lana."

Question: Can I please get some Battlestar Galactica scoop? — Theresa

Ausiello: I'm hearing that the climax of the upcoming Razor telepic is, to quote a BSG insider, "probably the best BSG ending since Boomer walked onto Ragnar Station with the other Cylons at the end of the miniseries." All I'll say is it involves someone uttering the following words: "*a*a ****c* **** **ad t*e ****n **** ** i** **d. *** is the ****** ** *** ***c*l****, the ********* ** *****. **** must *** ****** ***."

Question: Can you tell us when Kristen Bell's first Heroes episode will air? — Cindy
Ausiello: The big day is Oct. 22. Party at [insert name of Big Apple-based Aushole with the biggest, coolest crib]'s!

Question: Which new show do you think will have the dubious distinction of being the first one canceled this season? — Rhonda
Ausiello: Matt Mitovich seems to think it'll be CBS' Moonlight, but my money's on Fox's K-Ville.